Hats? Meaning you have more than one? Hmm...*squints and looks at Kaidane suspiciously*

I don't WEAR more than one, of course.
Or do I....?

*gasp* I knew it! That's it, I'm getting my shotgun and anti mutant stick!

Zellio, ignore Michael and whatever comments he may make, he's just a 12 year-old out to argue with the grown ups and make some of the shittiest threads/posts I've seen on GOG. He's butthurt from me trolling him so much that he now wants to troll as well but he sucks at it so... yeah.
I don't have anything against you or Steam, I really like it and tend to only buy games if they come out on Steam. Impulse is pretty meh in terms of selection and I hate their software for being bloated as hell.

I really don't give a shit about your crap troll posts. Actually they're kinda funny in a way, because they fucking suck. BTW, I'm 14. 12 year olds can't spell properly.
My butt doesn't hurt, but I do have a sprained ankle. Was that you?
Yeah right, your posts aren't shitty. Seriously man, you're not perfect by any means. You? Grown up? There are probably brain dead car crash victims who are smarter than you. If you want to troll, get the hell off this forum and troll on 4chan and don't troll me because you think I'm weak.

That's a lot of excrement in one sentence. You're sure you're not from Catalunya?
Just noticing, not judging by the way.
All in all the forum just keeps on getting more and more entertaining.

No, I am not from Spain. Is that Spain? My geography sucks.

I can see from your "From Hong Kong" just to the left of the post made by you under your avatar that you're not from Spain.
The reason why I bring up Catalonia is that they have a lot of excrement based sayings and rituals, like the defecating famous person in a Christmas crib
And no I'm not shitting you (yes pun truly intended)

Those people are weird.

Well that was enlightening,............................

Then how about some more enlightenment about the subject by the omniscient god that is Stephen Fry?
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I vote this thread to be included in the 'Best Grief Threads of GOG 2009 Awards'. I've even saved parts which I like the most and included them in my personal '.bash' style text file. It's also the first thread I've seen that 'Low Rated' thing in red on the right hand side of a post.
I would like to carry on talking about this subject, but I do enjoy this slanging match, so I'll wait it out. :)

I've kinda given up, because of the anal-retentive jerk our new troll is.

you haven't seen many of my posts if it's the first time you've seen low rated. ;D
also, I'd like to see this saved posts file. :D

I can't believe you guys kept going for almost 5 hours after I went to bed. Bravo to you, this thread is epic in its hilarity and pointlessness!