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Posted January 20, 2020
Just for the hell of it, let's try describing a video game badly and try to guess the game. Whoever correctly guesses describes (badly) the next game. I'll start:

A man checks into a historic castle, takes by surprise and kills the first staff member he sees, and kills his way all to the 9th floor and escapes, only to continue killing a doctor, his patients, and a high-ranking military official.
Posted January 20, 2020
Wolfenstein 3D?
Posted January 20, 2020
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TheDudeLebowski: Wolfenstein 3D?
Yup! Now someone else go!
Posted January 20, 2020
You happen to be doing tourism in a god-forsaken depressing village somewhere in the boondocks (why you chose that over some sunny beach is beyond me). Eventually you visit some kind of underground mall, but everything is very badly managed. There is dirt and crates everywhere and customers get mad at you for no reason. You hear there is a butcher, think of bringing home some tasty sausages but apparently there is some misunderstanding and he tries to cleave you to death. Things go only worse from there. Eventually you go back to the village center and do some shopping there, however they direct you to go meet the mall director. However, the mall is packed and getting to his office does not happen to be easy.

By the time you get to meet him in the floor where he works you have some rich things to share with him, but, to your astonishment, the guy does not last much before you, even if you barely slashed him a few times with your sword. You end up thinking why in the world did you take so much trouble finding the guy in the first place, but at least you did exercise smashing all those crates. You only feel sorry for the little mouse you involuntarily killed in the process, with only your naked fingers. It was grey and cute and electric and you liked it well enough. THE END.
Post edited January 20, 2020 by Carradice
Posted January 20, 2020
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Carradice: You happen to be doing tourism in a god-forsaken depressing village somewhere in the boondocks (why you chose that over some sunny beach is beyond me). Eventually you visit some kind of underground mall, but everything is very badly managed. There is dirt and crates everywhere and customers get mad at you for no reason. You hear there is a butcher, think of bringing home some tasty sausages but apparently there is some misunderstanding and he tries to cleave you to death. Things go only worse from there. Eventually you go back to the village center and do some shopping there, however they direct you to go meet the mall director. However, the mall is packed and getting to his office does not happen to be easy.

By the time you get to meet him in the floor where he works you have some rich things to share with him, but, to your astonishment, the guy does not last much before you, even if you barely slashed him a few times with your sword. You end up thinking why in the world did you take so much trouble finding the guy in the first place, but at least you did exercise smashing all those crates. You only feel sorry for the little mouse you involuntarily killed in the process, with only your naked fingers. It was grey and cute and electric and you liked it well enough. THE END.
Diablo?
Posted January 20, 2020
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Carradice: You happen to be doing tourism in a god-forsaken depressing village somewhere in the boondocks (why you chose that over some sunny beach is beyond me). Eventually you visit some kind of underground mall, but everything is very badly managed. There is dirt and crates everywhere and customers get mad at you for no reason. You hear there is a butcher, think of bringing home some tasty sausages but apparently there is some misunderstanding and he tries to cleave you to death. Things go only worse from there. Eventually you go back to the village center and do some shopping there, however they direct you to go meet the mall director. However, the mall is packed and getting to his office does not happen to be easy.

By the time you get to meet him in the floor where he works you have some rich things to share with him, but, to your astonishment, the guy does not last much before you, even if you barely slashed him a few times with your sword. You end up thinking why in the world did you take so much trouble finding the guy in the first place, but at least you did exercise smashing all those crates. You only feel sorry for the little mouse you involuntarily killed in the process, with only your naked fingers. It was grey and cute and electric and you liked it well enough. THE END.
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DavidOrion93: Diablo?
Diablo is exactly what I was thinking, but I'm trying to figure out how a mouse would fit. Drawing a blank otherwise.
Posted January 20, 2020
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DavidOrion93: Diablo?
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emf2718: Diablo is exactly what I was thinking, but I'm trying to figure out how a mouse would fit. Drawing a blank otherwise.
Perhaps its a reference to your literal PC mouse. Without the use of an auto-clicker utility Diablo requires so much manual clicking that it has surely resulted in the death of many mice.
Posted January 20, 2020
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emf2718: Diablo is exactly what I was thinking, but I'm trying to figure out how a mouse would fit. Drawing a blank otherwise.
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Ryan333: Perhaps its a reference to your literal PC mouse. Without the use of an auto-clicker utility Diablo requires so much manual clicking that it has surely resulted in the death of many mice.
Oh that's brilliant...damn, that interpretation makes so much sense. Was it Diablo, Carradice?
Posted January 20, 2020
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DavidOrion93: Diablo?
Yessir!
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Ryan333: Perhaps its a reference to your literal PC mouse. Without the use of an auto-clicker utility Diablo requires so much manual clicking that it has surely resulted in the death of many mice.
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emf2718: Oh that's brilliant...damn, that interpretation makes so much sense. Was it Diablo, Carradice?
Spot on!! Yes, this little tale is dedicated to all the little rodents that went kaputt all around the world during the playing of Diablo. The fallen shall be forever remembered.

Congratulations =)

Next!
Post edited January 20, 2020 by Carradice
Posted January 20, 2020
You live in a big cat house and you do mean things to other cats, who want to do mean things to you.

The cat house is called that because it is named after a cat. No cat lives there (you have to wait until the next story to do so, where you get to play with Calvin's friend).

Your big cat house is special because it flies. You encounter the mean cats while driving a flying car (the mean cats also have flying cars). You are so high up you never see the ground.

Of all your friends, you are the only one with a special seat that gives you a sunny prize when used, but only once. The special seat allows you to leave the flying car when it breaks down. Everyone else remains in the flying cars until they crash. If it happens to your friends you get very sad.

Sadly your big cat house is ruined by hidden cats in the next story.
Post edited January 21, 2020 by Mortius1
Posted January 20, 2020
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Mortius1: You live in a big cat house and you do mean things to other cats, who want to do mean things to you.

Of all your friends, you are the only one with a special seat that gives you a sunny prize when used, but only once.

Sadly your big cat house is ruined by hidden cats in the next story.
Got nothing for 'cat house', but 'sunny prize'....nuclear weapon? I might have to do some searching for this one.
Posted January 20, 2020
I hope someone guesses this game. :)
Posted January 20, 2020
Out of the blue guess Dungeon Keeper?
Posted January 20, 2020
Completely at a loss here. Had to check online what a cat house used to be like :D

Also, a cathouse might be another name for a brothel, but that did not help either.

The plot bit about doing mean things to others that want to do mean things to you is such a classic that might apply from Pac-Man to Grim Dawn to Everspace :-)

The cat house ruined by hidden cats must surely be an important key, but so far nowhere to stick it into.
Posted January 21, 2020
Cattails?
Post edited January 21, 2020 by simonsays1977
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