orcishgamer: This is why I make it my mission to be as offensive as possible. It's designed to initiate either a fight or some groveling, I pick fight and I'll make damned sure it's a good one.
akwater: I remember those days.... most of them ended with me getting stiched up or checking under my car for a bomb.....
Yeah that whole thing under your bed seemed over the top when I heard it, but in retrospect I think I've actually had things that were just as ridiculous when I thought about them after some time had passed.
I ran out of "grovel" several years ago, and it never did much good in the first place, so fuck it, I'll appeal to the more honest side of my nature. If anyone is wondering, that's the side that says, "Well go fuck yourself if you don't like it!"
Funny, that tends to solve my problems faster;)