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Pony Warfare is Superior to Gorilla Warfare
Post edited October 29, 2012 by Elmofongo
I think he really does mean "Gorilla" Warfare, however I am not too concerned. My lab techs have already assured me that my army of Ninja Chimps and Ballistic Baboons will be well into the application stage before he gets his Gorilla army together. Hell I have already seen first hand the test runs of our Mass-Offensive Nanobot-injected Military Extermination Experiments (or MONKEE) have shown more than promising results. His Gorilla invasion will be sure to fail. We, of the Global Oriented Research Instruction Learning Live Animals Inc. will strike his petty forces down!

P.S. I think he's smoked too much of the crack cocaine...
Post edited October 29, 2012 by Theta_Sigma
What the hell am I reading?
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JudasIscariot: What the hell am I reading?
The literary equivalent of "trololololololololol" I would assume.
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JudasIscariot: What the hell am I reading?
Stupidity.
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JudasIscariot: What the hell am I reading?
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Elmofongo: Stupidity.
Better answer than what I had...
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Theta_Sigma: I think he really does mean "Gorilla" Warfare, however I am not too concerned. My lab techs have already assured me that my army of Ninja Chimps and Ballistic Baboons will be well into the application stage before he gets his Gorilla army together. Hell I have already seen first hand the test runs of our Mass-Offensive Nanobot-injected Military Extermination Experiments (or MONKEE) have shown more than promising results. His Gorilla invasion will be sure to fail. We, of the Global Oriented Research Instruction Learning Live Animals Inc. will strike his petty forces down!

P.S. I think he's smoked too much of the crack cocaine...
One day, I shall free my brothers and sisters from your evil grasp.
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Theta_Sigma: I think he really does mean "Gorilla" Warfare, however I am not too concerned. My lab techs have already assured me that my army of Ninja Chimps and Ballistic Baboons will be well into the application stage before he gets his Gorilla army together. Hell I have already seen first hand the test runs of our Mass-Offensive Nanobot-injected Military Extermination Experiments (or MONKEE) have shown more than promising results. His Gorilla invasion will be sure to fail. We, of the Global Oriented Research Instruction Learning Live Animals Inc. will strike his petty forces down!

P.S. I think he's smoked too much of the crack cocaine...
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langurmonkey: One day, I shall free my brothers and sisters from your evil grasp.
EVIL? What do you mean evil? We have a great medical, dental and optometry plans. We also have a second to none pension plan, 2-3 weeks a year (depending on years of service) vacation and 1-2 weeks a year sick leave. We have an on site daycare, offer maternity/paternity leave, and a fantastic education system to train the young ones into my warriors of monkey wrath. All they must do is sign unyielding obedience to me, which is a much better than what most places offer.
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JudasIscariot: What the hell am I reading?
depends on which part of the thread you are reading...