Onemoreturnitery: Often accompanied by nosleepia and wifeagroea, symptoms include loss of a sense of time, sitting for many hours at a time and thinking only a few minutes have passed; an obsessive need to just accomplish one more goal; a feeling that one may have missed something and after reviewing everything being incapable of saving one's progress when ready to press the next turn button. Related to letmechecktheforumsbeforebedosis in which the infected ones time disappears into the void of GOG.com, compelled by the need to not miss anything.

No known treatment or cure at this time, as the doctors doing the research on this condition are too busy playing HOMM2 Gold. Possible intervention can be done through physical means of cutting power, turning off monitors, dragging subject away from computer or confiscating their mouse.


I concur on the great idea for the giveaway, please count me in for jdsiege.

I'm in! An amazing game deserving this original giveaway. Thank you, mondo84. +1

eXpansive eXploratory and eXploitative eXtermination Syndrom(the 4XeS)

A type of obsessive compulsive personality disorder characterized by the extreme preoccupation with orderly and perfect control while maintaining the highest levels of efficiency. This behavior is punctuated by verbal tics such as "just one more turn", "just one more battle" and "just one more level".

Diseased BUMP

Kleptospirosis (also known as thief's disease) is a bacterial disease that causes the inability to refrain from the urge to steal items for reasons other than personal use or financial gain. It is caused by spirochaetes of the genus Kleptospira. This bacterium affects humans, animals, artificial intelligences, extraterrestrials and otherworldly spirits. It was first observed in 1998, not long after the release of a video game titled "Thief".

Kleptospirosis is a relatively common bacterial infection in humans. The infection is commonly transmitted to humans by inhaling air that has been contaminated by fart of oxygen thieves, contact with the skin or eyes of heart-stealers, etc.

I need The Me Hospital to help cure this disease, Mondo. Thanks.

Turbophobia is characterised by a fear of going too fast and leads to slothy slowed movement and speech.

I don't see the humor in this.

But then again, as someone who suffers from this very condition, I tend to... take things literally.

I'm callin the Pun Police!

Aw, man, not them too; the Gene Police have already kicked me out of the pool! :p

Unfortunately, you need high daily dose of playing Thief the game as your only remedy.

Dude, it's a joke. An English language word play to be exact. It's called "Pun"

Example:

A panda was arrested for various felony, he said he just eat, shoot and leaves.

or

John was popular for owning the smallest musician ever. Even though he insist that he actually asked for 12 inch pianist to the genie.

or

Do you ever having sex when going hiking? it's fucking intense (plus point for you if you get this joke).

Oops, my cover has been blown! This is what happen when an alien trying to be an English speaking human.

Not in, as I already have it (thanks, K_1269!), but thanks for your generosity, mondo!

Pyrocitrusphobia - The fear that someone, somewhere, is inventing explosive lemons to burn your house down. Most common after prolonged exposure to homicidal AIs and/or moon rocks.

BUMPitis.

Dude, you took me literally?

Where I come from, that's called... kidnapping. ;)