^ banned for being a Cliff Racer from Morrowind.

Banned for expecting wind tomorrow, and you call yourself a competent weatherman!

^ banned for expecting the sun to rise in the east tomorrow and professing yourself to be a Ph.D. in Astrophysics

Banned for being a psychologist with a degree in phrenology.

^ banned for being an "iridologist"

Banned for using long words

^ banned for possessing an outstretched corpus and an anthropomorphic countenance

Banned for misanthropy.

^ banned for misogyny

Banned because after five years it appears my computer mouse has reached the end of its life.

RIP my 12 side button mouse

2019 -2024

I will never forget the time a jackass tried to grief me in a multiplayer game and you help me kick is f---ing teeth in.

^ banned for making me shed a single tear... that was beautiful, man

Banned for teabagging

Banned for coffeeing.

Banned for not evolving to Weezing.

^ banned for listening to Weezer