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Star Warped is hilarious. The premise of the game is that you're a guest touring the home of Brian and Aaron, two middle aged man-child Star Wars ubernerds who live with their mom in Modesto, California.
Brian and Aaron are voiced by stand-up comedian Brian Posehn and Robbie Rist, an actor who's probably best known as the voice of Michaelangelo in the original TMNT movie or for playing Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch. If you're familar with Posehn, you know more of less what to expect here. If you're not, he's a man who compared his disappointment with the Star Wars prequel trilogy to serving in the Vietnam War. It's that kind of nerd humor on display here, but this is before Phantom Menace ruined the franchise, so there's a lot of love for the original trilogy and some deep DEEP nerd references.
The game is primarily a first person point and click adventure game. You go around clicking on objects from Brian and Aaron's collection of bizarre and absurd Star Wars memorabilia and seeing what happens. The objects either trigger a funny voice over response from the brothers and occasionally their mom and sister or they launch a mini game.
There's a bunch of different types of mini games to discover in Star Warped which are good for a laugh. There's Whack the Ewok, in which you hit an Ewok with a pole while Darth Vader eggs you on. There's a parody of You Don't Know Jack called You Don't Know Jedi, which has silly Star Wars trivia and intro songs. Another is Flawed Fighters, which is a fighting game with three playable characters based on ridiculous Star Wars action figures (Pizza Flipping Greedo is a favorite). There's also an Asteroids parody where you control the Deathstar and shoot objects like Leia's Bikini. Another fun one is Scrapped Scripts which triggers cut scenes of Star Wars scenes in the style of Seinfeld, Woody Allen, Spike Lee, or Quentin Tarantino. Do the Right Thing, Pulp Fiction and Annie Hall references abound.
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