Wherein, if you die, your game is uninstalled and your video drivers are wiped.

EDIT: Other suggestions (Some from me, some from people in the topic. I hope you're listening, CDP!):

-Make the game give you a real life electric shock when hit in the game
-Delete a random registry key when geralt's toxicity reaches 100%
-Post all sex scenes to your facebook wall if you don't skip them fast enough
-Make the game wipe your OS. Or, better yet, force you to switch to a Mac OS on death
-Force the user to shoot himself in the head or otherwise die IRL as a result of ingame death

problem? :D

I think he needed to vent after getting killed for the 100th time in easy mode.

Or he cannot get past the Dragon on Insane Prologue? lol

No. Actually it's because I super pwn this game and everyone else is nub.

i second this

Added challenge: cut off your hands, spin around in circles for two hours, then try to super pwn this game.

Betcha can't do it.

I think this is a contract board and the OP is a troll... is there a contract for his head? :)

Ahah, lol, that would be pretty ultra insane.

FYI guys, he isn't trolling, only making a joke. Which i lold at

Lame.
...at the very least, wipe out your OS.
Better yet:you die in game, you shoot yourself in the head.

Shodan could probably turn that into a reality :)
Either that, or playing the Witcher is like being in a Matrix...

Good ideas all around, guys, I'll add them to my main post.