Found this on SA and, so far, it's looking AWESOME!!!
Link: [url]http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/[/url]

"concurrent hits exceeded"
I think it's lacking something at the moment...

I read . . . as far . . . as I couldddd ... . . [falls over, brain dead]
=)

I got no problems accessing the site ....

not sure what the issue is then. I'll try a few things in the morning... too tired now, must sleep!

My college writing professor would love this...

Is this in iambic pentameter? I can't remember how to figure that out.
Some of the lines look way too long to be iambic pentameter though.

I was there on SA when it was first posted. This thing has clearly redeemed the internet from all the dirty anime furry fans that post on DeviantArt.

Pretty damn good actually.

An excellent and highly ammusing spin on a cult classic. Brilliant!!!!

Anyone wanna copy-pasta some of it? I only get that "concurrent hits exceeded" page :-\

"[Outside LEBOWSKI’s castle. Enter THE KNAVE (with a Persian rug) and BRANDT]
BRANDT
I pray you, Knave, remember us in future visitations.
THE KNAVE
Faith, surely when next I travel in this neighbourhood, I will call upon his lordship’s good honour, and beseech his refreshment.
[Enter BONNIE LEBOWSKI and OLIVER]
BONNIE
[sings]
“With toe-nails of verdant and forester’s green
With a hey-nonny-no and a hey-nonny-nonny
Blow thrice on my toe-nails and I’ll be thy queen
And ever preserve me as thine, blithe and Bonnie.”
[to THE KNAVE]
I pray you, sir, blow.
THE KNAVE
Marry! But here’s a lady of good interest, whose toe-nails are the very green of the common hump, where grass doth grow and where country lovers do foot. Whither shall I blow, maid? For I am but a traveling tumbleweed, and may well be carried by any wind, e’en south.
BONNIE
I mean only the wind in thine own maw in this case; blow, then, serve your turn and cool my hot temper.
THE KNAVE
Sayst thou that I must blow upon thy foot, painted lady?
BONNIE
I ask this deed of you thrice now; and that which a damsel craves constantly is the service of a tongue most moved in capability. Look to my foot; I cannot reach that far. Blow, wind!"

It'll take a lot more than this to make up for that...

Cheers!
Site seems to be back up now, and I downloaded the PDF version for later perusals :)

I am so printing this out.