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Posted September 16, 2013
I need to share this with someone and this poor forum is all I have. :P

A gentleman just called and asked for a reservation. When I told him we were booked he said, "Are you sure, my good friend Heidi Klum and I really want to stay there."

Heidi Klum is probably sun bathing in Rio at this minute being hand fed grapes and drinking $1000 champagne. Somehow I don't think Copper Harbor Michigan is on this woman's bucket list. :P
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: I need to share this with someone and this poor forum is all I have. :P

A gentleman just called and asked for a reservation. When I told him we were booked he said, "Are you sure, my good friend Heidi Klum and I really want to stay there."

Heidi Klum is probably sun bathing in Rio at this minute being hand fed grapes and drinking $1000 champagne. Somehow I don't think Copper Harbor Michigan is on this woman's bucket list. :P
Should have called his bluff and suggested you could set up 2 hammocks in the garden.
Posted September 16, 2013
I bet the grapes are, like, $500 dollars each.

Or maybe I'm being ridiculous, could *you* price a bunch of sweet, succulent grapes at $500? That's madness.

I don't even know what a Heidi Klum is. I don't really care to know. Expensive grapes however...

Also, I'm now aware that I essentially wrote 'Five hundred dollars dollars' in the first line. Huh.
Post edited September 16, 2013 by wizardtypething
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: I need to share this with someone and this poor forum is all I have. :P
Has it really come to this?
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: (...)
Awww, you just wasted your biggest chance to meet Heidi in person! Last time I chatted with her, she was sooo curious about that "cute tinyE guy with his cuddly green avatar".
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: (...)
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Psyringe: Awww, you just wasted your biggest chance to meet Heidi in person! Last time I chatted with her, she was sooo curious about that "cute tinyE guy with his cuddly green avatar".
She was curious about his TinyE-penis :p. (j/k)
Posted September 16, 2013
Maybe he wasn't bluffing and his friend is called Heidi Klum.
There could be at least one more person with that name on the planet.
Posted September 16, 2013
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wizardtypething: Or maybe I'm being ridiculous, could *you* price a bunch of sweet, succulent grapes at $500? That's madness.
Depends on the extras. Ever seen prices for (otherwise) cheap sparkling wine in a night club?
Posted September 16, 2013
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Psyringe: Awww, you just wasted your biggest chance to meet Heidi in person! Last time I chatted with her, she was sooo curious about that "cute tinyE guy with his cuddly green avatar".
Yeah, I here she has a thing for guys that like to play the Settlers series. I think that's how her and Seal got together.
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wizardtypething: I don't even know what a Heidi Klum is.
What are you living in a cave. She's a former Victoria's Secret supermodel from Deutschland.
Post edited September 16, 2013 by jjsimp
Posted September 16, 2013
Next time reply:
Heidi Klum is sitting beside me, gtfo
Post edited September 16, 2013 by BlackDawn
Posted September 16, 2013
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BlackDawn: Next time reply:
Heidi Klum is sitting beside me, gtfo
Who, and why??
Post edited September 16, 2013 by QC
Posted September 16, 2013
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Smannesman: Maybe he wasn't bluffing and his friend is called Heidi Klum.
There could be at least one more person with that name on the planet.
This is a fair point and I considered it until he asked "Have you heard of her?"
Posted September 16, 2013
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BlackDawn: Next time reply:
Heidi Klum is sitting beside me, gtfo
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QC: Who, and why??
tinyE was supposed to tell his liar of a cusomer that very line :)
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: This is a fair point and I considered it until he asked "Have you heard of her?"
Well if I spent my life saying "No, not that one" I would also be tempted to use it to get reservations and such :P
Posted September 16, 2013
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tinyE: This is a fair point and I considered it until he asked "Have you heard of her?"
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Smannesman: Well if I spent my life saying "No, not that one" I would also be tempted to use it to get reservations and such :P
Good point. :D I guess I can't hold it against the guy.
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