CLOSED: Thanks to all participating.

Spiderweb, Spiderweb, does whatever a developer can.
Makes a game, rpg
Hooks in gamers, just like flies
Look out, here comes a giveaway!

Ok so maybe not the best parody of a well known pop culture song. But its my way of making a giveaway.
Your job, should you choose to accept it, is to make your own parody of a popular song or poem or something of that nature but make it your own.

The prizes, should you choose to accept them, are as follows:
Avadon the Black Fortress
Geneforge Saga
Nethergate: Resurrection
The Second Avernum Trilogy
(All Steam keys, apologies to those who don't use it)

The rules, should you choose to follow them, are again, make your own parody. Pick what game(s) you'd like to enter for, in order of most wanted to least. And if you enter for someone else, you still have to create a parody.
And last and most important, make sure you rep the "old git" for providing such a treasure trove of rpg goodness for your gaming pleasure. I think most of you know who that person is (he looks a lot like Geralt). I meant to make this giveaway a while ago but real life had a way of interfering. Better late then never though.
I look forward to your creative creations. And oh, this will run for about 1-2 weeks till around when my birthday comes to pass. Feel free to bump it as you please, I don't think I'll be around much this coming week.

Not in and I hate the Yankess, but those are some damn fine games you are giving away, even if they are Steam. :P Big +1 for the giveaway.

+1, not in though

Not in as I already have that whole bundle, but thank you for your generosity and +1 for giving away those awesome games so someone can enjoy them :)

Not in as I don't use Steam, but +1

I'm in for Nethergate: Resurrection because I have all the other ones except for Avernum and I'd rather get all 6 (7?) at once on GOG. Thanks for the giveaway! :)
Edit: Forgot to make a parody, might make one later.

Consign To Morrowind "A New Age Dawns" Part III
Most important to us is that our beers get paid
Our good artifacts have always been delayed

How can we let this happen and
Just keep our quests closed 'till the end
When we will stand in front of end game
It will be too late!

In for The Second Avernum Trilogy

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of western developers

In New York born and raised
On the Battlezone is where I spent most of my days
Centipede Missile Command all cool
And all shootin' some Breakout outside of the school
When a couple of Outlaws who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my Asteroids
I got in one little ET and my boss got scared
And said you're movin' with your team to the developer side
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me severance pay and then she gave me my ticket
Put my walkman on and said I might as well Pong it
First release yo this is bad
Food fight with a champagne glass
Is this what the developers live like
Hmmm this might be all right
But wait I hear they're stressed out and all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool Qwak!?
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of western developers.

Well uh the game released and when It came out
There was a dude looked like a publisher standin' there with my name out
I ain't tryin' to get contracted yet I just started
I sprang with the quickness like lightning disappeared
I prepared new game ideas and when they come out
We hope the game is fresh and have vice
If anything I could say that this game was rare
But I thought "Nah lets make it, yo homes release it!"

I pulled up the money for 10 or 20
And I yelled to gamers "yo home buy our games!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of western developers.

Then I die.

*falls down dead*

Forget to say what game I want. I'm interested with the Geneforge Saga or Nethergate: Ressurection.

Spiderweb BUMP

I'm in for Nethergate: Resurrection

Parody:

Body Shock 2

A truly, immortal fapping machine :D

BUMPy spiderweb

BUMPy spider's web

Old blotunga had a laptop, EE-I-EE-I-O,
And on that laptop he had a game, EE-I-EE-I-O,
With a keyboard here and a mouse there
Here a monster, there a monster, everywhere monster
Old blotunga had a laptop, EE-I-EE-I-O.

Oh, well, not the best song.. but at least it looks funny. Anyway In for:
Geneforge
The Second Avernum Trilogy
Nethergate

Thanks!

Not in, but thanks for your generosity, Jeets, as well as our resident witcher! ;)

Congratulations Tanis.
The War of the Lance is finally complete. Your name was pulled. For immediate placement, report to the The Ministry of Admission at Solace Border Checkpoint near the Darken Woods. A small plot of land will be provided for you and your family in the woods just outside the Darken Woods. Expect a constant threat of the Undead and the Forestmaster.

Good Luck, you'll need it
The Ministry of Admission

In for Geneforge Saga :D