Hardrada: I am giving a way a Desura key for Ring Runner: Flight of the Sages since I already have it on GOG. To enter you must write a gaming related limerick (original work only). The winner will be chosen at random in a few days.
The Shadow Warrior, also known as Wang, who fight's Zilla's evil gang.
Not just a man, but the last hope for Japan.
Wang will fight with a katana, submachine guns and a rocket launcher that goes bang.
Victory will come to Wang, as sweet as some Orange tang.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_%28drink%29 Then later in a crowd, he'll throw ninja stars at people who crunch on their popcorn too loud.
For he is Lo Wang, the Shadow Warrior. Whoooooooo wanta some Wang?