Posted September 16, 2013
"Dating a single mom is like playing someone else's saved game."
What's yours?
What's yours?
ktchong
New User
Registered: Sep 2011
From United States
mystikmind2000
New User
Registered: Sep 2012
From Australia
Posted September 16, 2013
Sometimes if i have a really bad day, i find myself thinking i should reload my 'real' life to an earlier save!! Then i realize i can't
As for dating single moms, i just know I'm the least important person in the room and right or wrong, that does not 'assist' the romance one bit.
As for dating single moms, i just know I'm the least important person in the room and right or wrong, that does not 'assist' the romance one bit.
ggf162
Thank Gog
Registered: Sep 2011
From Canada
Posted September 16, 2013
"I've met eunuchs with more balls than you!"
OzzieMonkey
New User
Registered: Jan 2012
From Australia
Posted September 16, 2013
Best way to insult a guy's "size":
It's so small you've got more space in your pants than Guybrush Threepwood has for a rubber chicken!
It's so small you've got more space in your pants than Guybrush Threepwood has for a rubber chicken!
RedRagan
Le Moustache
Registered: Jun 2011
From Other
Posted September 16, 2013
"Video games destroys our youth!"
- Everytime FOX News talking about videogames.
- Everytime FOX News talking about videogames.
KingofGnG
I hunt Ghouls
Registered: Sep 2008
From Italy
Posted September 16, 2013
"The Experiment is nearing its conclusion, the Enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then, there will be cake".
timppu
Favorite race: Formula__One
Registered: Jun 2011
From Finland
Posted September 16, 2013
I am sure I've mentioned this here before. From the movie "Survivors", where Robin Williams was playing a bit wacko survivalist (Donald Quinelle) who believed the world was spinning downwards, and arguing about it with his friend and teenage daughter:
- Candice Paluso: Listen, this is gonna sound like a really stupid question, but, uh, aren't you guys gonna get really bored out here if society doesn't collapse?
- Donald Quinelle: I wouldn't worry about that. Wes says society is heading for the big "flush". And we're going to be the ones who are clinging to the rim while everything else goes down.
- Candice Paluso: Eeew!
- Sonny Paluso: What're you going to do if things get better?
- Donald Quinelle: Is the air getting better?
- Candice Paluso: That's true.
- Donald Quinelle: The economy? The Middle East? Arts, literature, television, US Presidents improving?
- Sonny Paluso: Anyone can nitpick.
- Donald Quinelle: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
- Sonny Paluso: [Sonny is stumped]
- Donald Quinelle: See?
- Candice Paluso: Video games.
- Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
- Donald Quinelle: Alright, I acknowledge that.
Before anyone starts arguing that (that games have indeed become worse, remember that this movie was made back in 1983. :) Maybe it they made a remake...?
- Candice Paluso: Listen, this is gonna sound like a really stupid question, but, uh, aren't you guys gonna get really bored out here if society doesn't collapse?
- Donald Quinelle: I wouldn't worry about that. Wes says society is heading for the big "flush". And we're going to be the ones who are clinging to the rim while everything else goes down.
- Candice Paluso: Eeew!
- Sonny Paluso: What're you going to do if things get better?
- Donald Quinelle: Is the air getting better?
- Candice Paluso: That's true.
- Donald Quinelle: The economy? The Middle East? Arts, literature, television, US Presidents improving?
- Sonny Paluso: Anyone can nitpick.
- Donald Quinelle: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
- Sonny Paluso: [Sonny is stumped]
- Donald Quinelle: See?
- Candice Paluso: Video games.
- Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
- Donald Quinelle: Alright, I acknowledge that.
Post edited September 16, 2013 by timppu