Cambrey: North pole. They won't find you there.

TheCheese33: I was getting my Gabriel Knight on, when all of a sudden Gamefly called me. "Hi, we're running this offer with a couple of our older customers, and we were wondering if you were interested in resubscribing." Naturally, I was a little freaked out. But I was even MORE freaked out when he was like, "You live on ****************t, and your last four card digits are ****, right?" HOLY SHIT! This guy knows my debit card number, and where I live! The deal was that they would resubscribe me tomorrow (they were heading out of the office) and I would get my second month free. It all happened so fast, I just remembered that I was kind of interested in going at it again and said yes.
I am scared, and I think I will curl up into a fetal position and tripwire my house with shotguns (my brother has three), so when the bad Gamefly men come to take my soul, I'll be ready.

Lou: No I'm guessing Santa would rat you out. Head to the South Pole - only Penquins.

RakeeshSorrel: I'd be more afraid if they started listing other information.
"You drink homoginized milk but prefer 2% from the carton, not the bag, like fruit loops, and sleep on blue cotton sheets with a thread count of 150. Your fire alarm battery needs to be changed. Can you confirm that this is you?"