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Someone file this under weirdest analogy, please. There are these weird examples as to why they're similar...

They are hired in young, generally in their late teens and early twenties. They are energetic and excited about getting paid to do something they really enjoy (and probably have been doing on a small scale for years without pay). They tend to have more experience than you’d think, less than they think, and hopefully are able to take direction well.
In those early years, they are worked hard. As much as you can get out of them, as soon as you can get it, before they realize this is not as glamorous as they thought. Yes, even the ones who heard about the working conditions were still being a bit optimistic. Make sure to have the appropriate chemical stimulants on hand to let them keep going to the limits of youthful endurance. Until they get burned out, these are the best years to work them until they are dry.

Read the whole thing by clicking on the link, it's pretty interesting as funny game developer analogies go. Actually, I can think of one or two people who fit the bill already.
Well there's a couple I can think of that are certainly media whores...
No fake boobies though, at least not as far as I'm aware
I'll add that to the "bloggers are like pornstars", "web developers are like pornstars", "entrepreneurs are like pornstars", "pornstars are like other pornstars" and "my hamster is not like a pornstar but a rockstar did eat it" articles all floating out there =)
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bansama: I'll add that to the "bloggers are like pornstars", "web developers are like pornstars", "entrepreneurs are like pornstars", "pornstars are like other pornstars" and "my hamster is not like a pornstar but a rockstar did eat it" articles all floating out there =)

YOU'RE LIKE A PORNSTAR!
Game developers are like pornstars...
because we're virgins? No wait, that doesn't work...
Who is pornstar John Romero or Daitananakantan?
Post edited April 16, 2009 by acare84
Pornstars are not how I want to think of game developers. There are just too many puns to cover with the concept.
YOU'RE LIKE A PORNSTAR!
Hey, how do you know that I'm not a pornstar? >_>
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bansama: YOU'RE LIKE A PORNSTAR!
Hey, how do you know that I'm not a pornstar? >_>

Prove it, then.
On second thought, don't.
Post edited April 16, 2009 by michaelleung
So when a bad game is released, is that the same as giving us butt secks?
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mogamer: So when a bad game is released, is that the same as John Romero giving us butt secks?

Fixed!
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mogamer: So when a bad game is released, is that the same as John Romero giving us butt secks?
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JudasIscariot: Fixed!

"Daikatana: The Movie. John Romero will make you his bitch! No, seriously! Why are you laughing so much?"
Then again, from a developer with his pedigree of failure, butt secks would probably hurt a lot, his knob would be all jaggy and crash a lot.
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JudasIscariot: Fixed!
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Aliasalpha: "Daikatana: The Movie. John Romero will make you his bitch! No, seriously! Why are you laughing so much?"
Then again, from a developer with his pedigree of failure, butt secks would probably hurt a lot, his knob would be all jaggy and crash a lot.

And green, very, very GREEN!