Hey y'all. Just wanted to let you know, even though this has nothing to do with shitty old games that no one gives rat's ass about anymore because old games have inferior graphics no regenerative health, that I like pizza. I like all kinds of pizza. Usually I go with Pepperoni and sausage. Just because I like sausage on my pizza though, I'm still straight. Nothing gay about sausage. But usually I add my own toppings to frozen pizza. Ham and chopped up vegetables and shit. Or if I'm lazy I'll just order some deep dish pizza. Pan pizza. They're rectangles. It all tastes the same and shit. Anyway I'm rambling here. Oh, but this one time I went to Papa Murphy's but I was out of town and had no oven. I didn't know those fuckers didn't bake their pizzas. Lazy fuckers. Anyway I had to throw it in a dumpster because I wasn't allowed to bring food onto the airplane. But talk about airport security huh? Am I right, guys? They're like totally lame and junk. Anyway, I'm still rambling. Pizza is good. But so are boobs. Especially that one chick's boobs. I don't know her name because I never talked to her. I just saw this really hot chick that I completely forgot about but she's all grown up now. Madeline Zima. Oh man. Anyway, I think I'm done now. I like pizza.

I find the above offensive and would like for your account to be banned.
p.s. You like sausage on your pizza? If that's not a euphemism I don't know what is.

I dunno, I just get this urge to rub my sausage all over her pepperoni toppings.

Puhlease. Jessica Alba > *.
There was a thread somewhere here about who you'd like to rub your assorted deli meats over if you had the chance. I believe I won* it with my contribution of Alba.
*People may or may not have realised that I won though. This happens a lot to me for some reason.

Pffft!! Jessica Alba? I can understand the appeal, but she is just so uninteresting. It's those lips.

That's the one thing she isn't though. She's got a bit of everything in her*, that's what makes her so fascinating to look at. Plus, killller body (she got a bit too skinny for a while though). I do think she looks much better with jet black hair, not this semi-blondified shit she's been doing since Sin City.
*Except me :\

I repeat:
too much assholes here, this forum needs a moderator BADLY....

It's needed, but so is a tuning of your online-sarcasm detector™.
It's not as bad as some other places...

Quite frankly I think this forum does remarkably well as it stands.

Well, like I've outlined in the thread that has caused this onslaught, this is a social area, now if he were to make this thread in say the Freespace series forums..

It would particularly off-topic, but I don't really see the need for strict enforcement of on-topicness. Sure if it becomes a serious problem, but currently the userbase seems decent enough to mean that's not necessary.

Yes, indeed. But some times there can be practical to have one, just generally, not only for the general discussion.

I've seen official GOG posts in the forum - presumably they have mod powers and can take care of something should it need attention.

Well, see it's in GOG's T&C to stay on topic.. :D

Hey, no discussion of the GOG T&C in a thread about pizza! ;-p