Posted January 06, 2010
Yes, some amateurs from Finland are fed up with the actual Duke Nukem film being condemned to development hell (or something like that) and are taking matters into their own hands by making their own! There's a trailer out. I'm not entirely sure why there's a schoolgirl in there because I'm pretty sure Duke Nukem games didn't have them. She gets chased by a pig cop (more accurately, a guy with a cheap plastic pig mask) and um, Duke chomps on what appears to be a cigar and shoots the cop dude. Seems like one of those Asylum knockoff movies to me.
Coming soon, they say. I wish it never did, to be honest.
Coming soon, they say. I wish it never did, to be honest.