Hi there,
I have an idea I wish to try. While watching some older Zero Punctuation videos and marvelling how much cooler the random and appropriate intro songs were to the theme song I thought about trying to hold a relatively understandable conversation using only the name of songs.
Then I realised that song names are a limited resource so I thought about using lyircs from songs as there are more lyrics than names.
Example
Do you have the time to listen to me whine? Basket Case, Green Day
Shut up, just shut up shut up - Shut up, Black Eyes Peas.
That's why the Lady is a Tramp - The Lady is a Tramp, Frank Sinatra (Assuming a girl posted Shut up :p)
Feel free to join in or feel free to watch this post quickly sink off the main forum page :)
Ahem.
I love Rock and Roll - I love Rock 'n' Roll, Joan Jett
Karl

o/` But it's a long way to the shop, if you want a sausage roll o/`

I don't give a fuck. (- Peaches)

There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says...
~ Rolf Harris

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so
Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonawa
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah! -- Weird Al

This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
-The Doors
EDIT: too late.

It's awfully considerate of you to think of me here
And I'm much obliged to you for making it clear
That I'm not here.
And I never knew we could be so thick
And I never knew we could be so blue
And I'm grateful that you threw away my old shoes
And brought me here instead dressed in red
And I'm wondering who could be writing this song.
I don't care if the sun don't shine
And I don't care if nothing is mine
And I don't care if I'm nervous with you
I'll do my loving in the winter.
And the sea isn't green
And I love the queen
And what exactly is a dream
And what exactly is a joke.
-Syd Barret/Pink Floyd

Stop dude what's the sound, great be avalanche coming down - Twisted Tunes - Bob Rivers
Karl

Put the gun
In my mouth
Close your eyes
Blow my fucking brains out
-1,000,000 - Nine Inch Nails

Why would you want to "lift your head up high and blow your brains out?" - Bloodhound Gang

Because his "heart is full of iron" - Black Sabbath

I got something better for you:
Naked pictures of your mother!
- Electric Six

I wanna spend all your money, at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar! - Electric Six

Hole in the sky, take me to heaven! - Black Sabbath

Everyone's happy, when The Wizard walks by - Black Sabbath