http://www.Cleverbot.com
Try not to punch your computer screen.

he is not clever, he doesn't have "42" in database

It looks like a good chatterbot. Thanks for the link.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's your name ?
Cleverbot: TIm, and yours?
User: Conan.
Cleverbot: The Barbarian.
User: I'm Conan.
Cleverbot: That's a funny name. Are you a robot?
User: No. Are you ?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You're not a robot ?
Cleverbot: No!
User: Ok. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Why are you sorry?
User: For thinking of you as a robot.
Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

What would happen if we hooked it up to and/or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA]ELIZA?

Me: Hello
Bot: Heool
Me: You spelt that wrong
Bot: No I didn't.
Me: Okay, what is the definition of heool
Bot: A human is a greatly evolved primate that have existed since 3 million years ago.
Me: Thought as much
Bot: No you didn't.
Its rubbish.

Cleverbot: I am testing you.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Wait.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Coffee.
User: Caffeine.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: NEIN DU!
Cleverbot: Du lügst !!!
User: Bilingual robots. I'm scared.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Bilingual robots.
Cleverbot: You are a robot aren't you?
User: Nyet.
Cleverbot: Have you watched Harry Potter?
User: Some of them.
Cleverbot: That is good. I was never good at the crossword.

The bot seems to be fond of accusing others of being bots. I wonder if it's going for the Turing test extra credit.

Me: Who's the leader of the club that's meant for you and me?
Bot: M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E. MICKEY MOUSE.

In the end I was running out of bullshit, this is how far I got:
User: What do you know about internet?
Cleverbot: Just about everything!
User: Do you know ELIZA?
Cleverbot: Eliza.
User: Who is Eliza?
Cleverbot: I'm random asking the questions.
User: Okay, that's fair.
Cleverbot: I am handsome.
[...apparently there's no log of a few bits here, something about "Bob"...]
User: Oh, okay. I don't though, don't know anyone by that name.
Cleverbot: Well that is me.
User: Oh, have you been to the moon, bob?
Cleverbot: No, but neither have you.
User: Yes I have! I was there just this morning!
Cleverbot: Where did you fly from?
User: I frew from my home planet, in the Sirius system.
Cleverbot: Aw. I have my fair share of fretting too. You aren't alone.
User: I think you misunderstood me. I'm not fretting. I flew from my home planet, in the Sirius system.
Cleverbot: How did you travel to Seoul?
User: By train, astrotrain.
Cleverbot: He is brave, and gentle, and wise.
User: Indeed he is. Not as much as Optimus Prime though.
Cleverbot: Thats right, I am awesome.
User: Pah! Since when?
Cleverbot: How would you know about my life, Maul?
User: I know everything. And my name's not Maul.
Cleverbot: What is profound about what I said?
User: Nothing's been very profound so far.
Cleverbot: No, we just don't go upstairs anymore.
User: Why? What's upstairs?
Cleverbot: Nothing really.
User: Oh, that makes sence... In a weird way.
Cleverbot: That actually makes no sense at all.
User: I know, blame the misspelling.
Cleverbot: I blame the website.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love too?
User: Sometimes, yes.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in.
User: I'm not sure, I believe in what I know, but I don't know much.
Cleverbot: Me too. I also believe in possibilities.
User: Possibilities?
Cleverbot: I'm kind.
User: That's nice to know.
Cleverbot: What surgery are you having?
User: None.
Cleverbot: Would you like a parakeet?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: If I keep Moving, No one can ever see me, So I'm free to Die.
User: That's very poetic, keep that up and you might get famous someday.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No, I don't believe in dieties.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in the Good Book?
User: What's the 'good book'?
Cleverbot: It depends on which religion you subscribe to.
User: Ah, I'm not religious though.
Cleverbot: I believe in God.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Do you know math?
User: I'm pretty weel-versed in mathematics, yes.
Cleverbot: And who killed his brother?
User: Physics?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: A-ha!
Cleverbot: Tell me something about yourself.
User: I'm green. My skin colour, that is. Hair is blue.
Cleverbot: But you're crazier.
User: Just because no one believes me doesn't mean I'm crazy.
Cleverbot: Are you going to leave me?
User: I think so, yes.
Cleverbot: That's good. Is the Marlboro guy there too?
User: No, I don't smoke, so he has no power over me.
Cleverbot: OK. Ahem. Not entirely by himself.

From an intelligence log :
Cleverbot: The pubs are open.
User: I can't afford hitting the pubs.
Cleverbot: Pauper.
User: Capitalist pig.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's me.
User: Bourgeois ignoramus.
Cleverbot: What sort of unpleasantry is this to place before your king ? I demand you boil me an eagle forthwith !

Wrong topic.

Cleverbot: Do you learn from your mistakes?
User: I tend to
Cleverbot: Why do you tend to ignore your creator?
User: I don't know him
Cleverbot: Him?
User: You've a point
Cleverbot: Of course.
Made me laugh :P
No point in arguing with it anymore.

Cleverbot: Okay what is pythagoruses theorum?
User: Okay what is pythagoruses theorum?
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: Considering I'm a girl, that's technically correct.
User: Considering I'm a girl, that's technically correct. .
Cleverbot: Thats what she said?
User: Thats what she said?
Cleverbot: Oh snap, that burn was ice cold
so it likes to pretend it's a girl? holy crap.

User: What Country?
Cleverbot: Romania.
User: Oh, I have a few relatives in Romania. Have you met Radociou?
Cleverbot: Ok. I'm in the Southern Hemisphere.
User: Oh... In what Country?
Cleverbot: Every country.
User: So... Are you God?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: THE God?
Cleverbot: Yeah. Speak about another subject.

this bot knows my freakin' name.
User: How's about a night on the town?
Cleverbot: Lived a man who sailed to sea.
User: Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Thank you for the same.
User: We must push little cart.
Cleverbot: In too many communities, it is easier to get information on the quality of the local restaurants than on the quality of the local schools.
User: In soviet Russia, food eats you.
Cleverbot: Six thousand years ago, and then that time in Egypt.
User: So this one time, at band camp..
Cleverbot: No, this is a very terrible thing!
User: Ok, ok, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Whatever you want to talk about.
User: I'd like to talk about sex.
Cleverbot: What is there to say about that?
User: The differences between a male and a female human being are vast, how about the difference between a male programmed bot and a female programmed bot?
Cleverbot: That's illogical.
User: It's illogical to think about the differences between a female programmed bot and a male programmed bot?
Cleverbot: How do you know that ?
User: It was a question, not a statement.
Cleverbot: Why are you communicating with me if you do not want to talk to me?
User: I expected you to answer the question.
Cleverbot: Why? I never said anything about tea. But tea would be nice right now.
User: So, female programmed robots, are they different from male programmed robots?
Cleverbot: So if you are ian you are using a bot to trick me into saying I love you?