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Posted August 28, 2013
Its official- Life doesn't have to suck anymore. With 1 carefully planned bite from comatose spider, I can turn into a leaping, shitting, flying machine. If I want to grill some eggs at night I can, then fly across the room and shit all over the wall.

All of this is possible after watching "The amazing spiderman". If I can sleep with whoever I want, should it be emma stone or heather graham?

Shit yeah, Ill choose graham as milfs are always a good choice.

Can someone mail me the spider?
Post edited August 28, 2013 by valdaintheking
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Posted August 28, 2013
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valdaintheking: Its official- Life doesn't have to suck anymore. With 1 carefully planned bite from comatose spider, I can turn into a leaping, shitting, flying machine. If I want to grill some eggs at night I can, then fly across the room and shit all over the wall.

All of this is possible after watching "The amazing spiderman". If I can sleep with whoever I want, should it be emma stone or heather graham?

Shit yeah, Ill choose graham as milfs are always a good choice.

Can someone mail me the spider?
Now I know who was wearing the Spider Man costume in this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUro5Mlk
Posted August 29, 2013
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valdaintheking: Its official- Life doesn't have to suck anymore. With 1 carefully planned bite from comatose spider, I can turn into a leaping, shitting, flying machine. If I want to grill some eggs at night I can, then fly across the room and shit all over the wall.

All of this is possible after watching "The amazing spiderman". If I can sleep with whoever I want, should it be emma stone or heather graham?

Shit yeah, Ill choose graham as milfs are always a good choice.

Can someone mail me the spider?
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monkeydelarge: Now I know who was wearing the Spider Man costume in this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUro5Mlk
Excellent, you are actually not a disgrace to this planet. You are James Franco. Psst-"He gets a lot of chicks."
Posted August 29, 2013
Ouch, Heather Graham or Emma Stone... That's a toughie... I think Stone might be more inclined to utilizing the um... backdoor so there is some weight to the argument in her favor. But Graham on her knees looking up with those doe eyes... hella hard to dispute.
Posted August 29, 2013
If you were a real man, you'd just bite yourself.
Posted August 29, 2013
you were hit by a car so you want a diskette with the spider?

what pills do you need for that?
Post edited August 29, 2013 by darkplanetar
Posted August 29, 2013
NOT SO FAST!
http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Cultural-Exchange/Boy-Bitten-by-Radioactive-Spider-Dies-of-Cancer/td-p/22731985
Posted August 29, 2013
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Licurg: If you were a real man, you'd just bite yourself.
Bitten by a radioactive man, he gained the proportionate powers of a man!

He is... Manman!
Posted August 29, 2013
Not knowing who either Heather Graham or Emma Stone are I Googled them and I must say... Heather Graham sure likes to be photographed at less then 1/5 clothed, or with huge nipples. Sorry, Google likes to return that sort of image.
As for Emma Stone just a lot of pictures of a woman I do not knows face.
Posted August 29, 2013
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Licurg: If you were a real man, you'd just bite yourself.
Men don't bite themselves they let women do that for them. Oh well I'll try, hopefully doesn't taste like tomato sauce, haah
Posted August 29, 2013
Have fun!
http://www.thespidershop.co.uk
Posted August 29, 2013
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Dernagon: Ouch, Heather Graham or Emma Stone... That's a toughie... I think Stone might be more inclined to utilizing the um... backdoor so there is some weight to the argument in her favor. But Graham on her knees looking up with those doe eyes... hella hard to dispute.
Yeah its a bitch. I think Heather Graham is just about as good as it gets. Not having an in at the right time is about as useless as a priest with a pecker. You just got to hope comatose spider gets there in time.
Posted August 29, 2013
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monkeydelarge: Now I know who was wearing the Spider Man costume in this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgslUro5Mlk
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valdaintheking: Excellent, you are actually not a disgrace to this planet. You are James Franco. Psst-"He gets a lot of chicks."
Drugs are bad.
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