This made me think of the Inspector Gadget exploding letters. I like the part how an email can change the molecular structure of your processor.

Wow. Figuring out how to transmute a tiny square of silicon and plastic into an explosive powerful enough to be life threatening? Using nothing but household current, no less! That's Nobel prize material.

the rules of alchemy dictate that in order to receive something, you must sacrifice something.
lead into gold, silicon into plastic explosive.

Just great. Now I have one more thing to worry about besides the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
Sigh.

Gah Laughing man! quick send the tachikomas, where is the Major when you need her.
(Sorry, i yust had to, whit that avatar).
Grin.. I have heard of things like this. and i cant belive annyone would fall for it.
and yes, alchemy, you have to sacrifice something of equal value (mass) to create something. ofcourse useing alchemy to resurect a human, will create a homunculus, and cost your body/arm/leg. (Full metal alchemist)

Don't forget about the robot uprising. They have already become self aware. Their just good at hiding it.

I'm still waiting on events from "The Stand" to occur.....screw zombies an bots heheh

Not a problem. With this new magical hacker technology, we can just make their CPUs explode.
Just so long as there aren't so many of them that the explosion takes us with them...

The REAL question is:
Am I safe? Should I buy an antivirus suite just in case?

No, you just need to practise safe internets.

Im seriously wondering why i didn't see that coming. Is so obvious, and yet i fail.