^ Banned for standing up during role call when another name was called.

Banned for allowing eminems to get under the covers with your woman.

^ banned for pouring your Tupac over Vanilla Ice

^ Banned for dashing Tupac on the rocks. I asked for a neat splash.

Banned for splashing around in ice T with ice cubes in it while eating vanilla ice cream.

Banned for animating Vanilla Ice doing the fusion dance with Ice T to create Subzero from Mortal Kombat.

Banned because Suge Knight did a fatality on Vanilla Ice.

Banned for loading the afterhold with hard tacks, instead of the requested hardtacks; causing mass starvation among men far from home.

^ Banned for partaking in the brutal murder and disembowelment of Alexander I of Serbia. In fact, Hooyaah was the one who tossed his corpse out of the window into a pile of manure.

^ banned for breathing forum air without premium membership.

Banned for misspelling "frequency".