Banned for being a cool kid, and not a nerd. This is the no cool kids zone, you got that?!

Banned because, you didn't analyze properly, or give emphasis enough to that truth; nerds suffer first but get all spoils in life later on, while cool kids have fun early for a brief time, then suffer for life!

Banned for being to brainy and philosophical for our own good. :O

Banned because whenever you 're philosophical, it's for everybody's good; after all, philosophy is the mother of sciences and although older, it can succeed where and when trendy novelties, such as psychology, fail!

banned for using words I don't know, forcing me into the strenuous effort of copying the word into google search.

Banned for being lazy.

Banned because actually, nerds stay nerds and remain unsuccessful throughout life, never being given the respect they deserve. A few nerds are successful but that's an extremely small percentage, while the rest end up being miserable failures. After all, social skills are statistically the primary determining factor of success in pretty much every context.

Banned for being a nonbathing hippie beaneater like Steve Jobs.

Banned because why do you think that describes me, was Steve Jobs really like that, and what's wrong with beans?

Banned because back in the day, only nerds would have used things like social media and wanted to keep up to date with technology. Nerds always lead the way, and the cool kids are the sheep.

Banned for not answering the man's question. What's wrong with beans?

^ banned for connections with the mafia

Banned because Team Rocket is more dangerous than any mafia.

Banned for accusing people who ask about beans of being in the mafia.

EDIT: Banned for posting before I got a chance to and for pointing out that the mafia's weapons are less dangerous than rocket launchers.

Banned for getting ninja'd.