Banned for having nine inch tails.

Banned for being the donkey that got the tail pinned onto him.

Banned for ass pining.

Banned for pinning me down for the 1 2 3.
Banned for starting a feud with Marilyn Manson after a decade of friendship.

Banned for referring Death Metal, I don't like Death Metal. Hail to the Heavy Metal and the Power Metal.

Banned because we're not talking about death metal (which is not capitalized); we're talking about industrial metal.

Banned because did that really happen? Why? And banned for not realizing that they've known each other for closer to 25 years.

Banned because yup, they hate each other. I'm not really sure why that is though. I think it has something to do with Reznor losing some recordings. Chris Vrenna is still friends with both Reznor and Manson. I think that's the only current link between the two.

Banned for starting a conversation in this thread.

Banned for wearing Converse shoes.

Banned for converting your shoes to Converse just for conversational purposes.

Banned for living in a shoe with an old woman.

Banned for living in an old woman's shoe with mold.

Banned for moulding female footwear.

Banned for holding female back hair.

Banned for plucking female pubic hair.