Banned for being an anti-dentite.

Banned for wearing anti-dentures.

Banned for attending weddings.

Banned for preferring funerals.

Banned for attending four weddings and a funeral, and seven birthday parties, two baby showers, a housewarming party and an open house, five graduation parties and a couple of dance parties without ever bringing any presents!

Banned for being a socialite.

Banned for being a stalagmite.

Banned for pi$$ing off stalactites.

Banned for pissing on money.

Banned for dissing honey.

Banned for licking money

Banned for sticking bunnies.

Banned for bricking Wayne Rooney.

Banned for throwing bricks.

Banned for brown bricks.