Banned because one word of those in your sentence, is responsible for ruining a much beloved, classic series.

Banned for having beardworms.

Banned because I don't want you anywhere near my hair.

Banned for wearing clothes.

Banned for having too much teeth and too little moonshine.

Banned for pointing.

^Banned for trying to perm the hair of the GOG Bears.

^banned for not being Cletus

Banned for not being Clitus...

Banned because I saw you on the other thread.

Banned because Bradley's on every thread.

Banned, because Abovet meant the specific thread called: "What does the avatar of the user above you remind you of"!

And because, obviously, i am not in every thread, only those i find some interest into!

Banned because I only see him in one thread.

Banned for hydration.

Banned for coming from my neighboring country.