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Banned for illegally invading my Schloss!
Banned because I only wanted to admire the tapestries.
Banned for stealing them.
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InSaintMonoxide: Banned for illegally invading my Schloss!
^ banned for not employing one of my dedicated security teams, constituted solely of elite former members of U.S. Military special forces
Banned for deploying seals, tomahawks missiles, and other animals into military operations.
Banned for sending a dog with a switch on top under a tank.
Banned for having sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.
Banned for denying someone's pets a warm meal.
Banned for eating a warm meal of meal worms.
Banned for letting Ernst Stavro Blofeld convince you to put them in food.
^ banned for allowing Ernest Borgnine to convince you that Jeri Ryan (Seven of Borg, "nine") is his grand daughter.
Banned for being the Grand Inquisitor who lives in Zork.
^ banned for being the dork from York, who eats with a spoon, and stirs with a fork