^ banned for flowering Miley Cyrus's waters

Banned for liking Robert Mapplethorpe's photography, such as flowers.

Banned for thorping Robert Flower's photography of maple leaves.

Banned for giving Miley Cyrus genital warts (by cutting them off of yourself and putting them into a bouquet).

Banned for coming up with the most disgusting valentine gift.

Banned for not preventing that

Banned because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Banned for playing the CD-i game

Banned for still playing on Wii

Banned because WII IS AWESOME!!!!!

^ Banned for telling an uncomfortable truth.

^ banned, because it is only uncomfortable if you actually hear him say "WIIII!" when he types "Wii"

^ Banned for crying "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home, which made everyone thoroughly uncomfortable.

^ banned because your dish ran away with the spoon

Banned because revenge is a dish best served sans spoon!

Banned for serving revenge-flavored ice-cream to a Klingon when you knew he was lactose intolerant.