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Banned because it was lunar improv night.
Banned for not improving a song as good as Pink Floyd's.
Banned for claiming that the dark side of the moon is right in the middle.
^ banned for not rationalizing that the middle of the moon is inside it and that it is dark there
Banned because the Moon's interior has geological activity and might be hot enough to illuminate.
^ banned for not thinking that the moon is hollow and rings like a bell
^ Banned for ringing the bell too vigorously, causing immense tidal fluctuations on Earth that washed away my sandcastle.
^ banned because at the time you constructed your "temporary edifice" comprised of non-permanent building materials, the tidal bulges were high as a result of the moon's alignment above; additionally, the local winds, combined with an offshore wind and a detrimental weather pattern, created conditions unfavorable for the endurance of said "castle" consisting of sand

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Post edited 3 days ago by Hooyaah
^ Banned for using Vigors from BioShock: Infinite.
^ banned because the vocabulary capacity of my cranium is entirely too copious for diminutive comprehension
^ Banned for stirring up the tempestuous seas with his three-pronged trident and bellowing unabating winds of incomprehensible gobbledygook that tossed the waters this way and that, so that my attempted crossing was doomed to fail; my men perishing and myself dashed upon the rocks of some foreign shore - all because in his immortal prowess my relatively fleeting, impermanent existence is completely beneath consideration.
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SultanOfSuave: ^ Banned for stirring up the tempestuous seas with his three-pronged trident and bellowing unabating winds of incomprehensible gobbledygook that tossed the waters this way and that, so that my attempted crossing was doomed to fail; my men perishing and myself dashed upon the rocks of some foreign shore - all because in his immortal prowess my relatively fleeting, impermanent existence is completely beneath consideration.
^ banned for going through all of that trouble, even though I did tell you that I secreted the Philosopher's Stone in your study under the bust of Socrates
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SultanOfSuave: ^ Banned for stirring up the tempestuous seas with his three-pronged trident and bellowing unabating winds of incomprehensible gobbledygook that tossed the waters this way and that, so that my attempted crossing was doomed to fail; my men perishing and myself dashed upon the rocks of some foreign shore - all because in his immortal prowess my relatively fleeting, impermanent existence is completely beneath consideration.
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Hooyaah: ^ banned for going through all of that trouble, even though I did tell you that I secreted the Philosopher's Stone in your study under the bust of Socrates
^ Banned for conveying that information in a vague and ominous portent - any reasonable Achaean too would have agreed that the stone lay in the library of the ancient citadel of Rhodes, where the Collossus once stood.
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Hooyaah: ^ banned for going through all of that trouble, even though I did tell you that I secreted the Philosopher's Stone in your study under the bust of Socrates
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SultanOfSuave: ^ Banned for conveying that information in a vague and ominous portent - any reasonable Achaean too would have agreed that the stone lay in the library of the ancient citadel of Rhodes, where the Collossus once stood.
^ banned for not using the new code book

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Banned for triggering a volcano eruption for the sole reason of bringing light into the darkness of night. I will not sit here and stand for personal attacks or for blasphemy against me!