Banned for breastfeeding directly from the cow.

^ banned for mooo-ving me out of the way and udderly taking the cow for your own

Banned because there's enough phallic nipples for 4 of us.

^ banned for expecting me to suck on a nipple when I can pour milk in a glass and add chocolate

Banned for not noticing that I already added chocolate to the udder.

^ banned, because that objectionable stench did not smell like chocolate

Banned because my plebian palette cannot tell the difference between Swiss and Belgian chocolate.

Banned for cheating on the cow from Cow & Chicken with the trans-cow (male voice/female body) from Barnyard.

^ banned for housing your cow in a walk-in cooler, feeding her chocolate, and walking her on a treadmill so that you can have a chocolate milkshake any time you want and listen to this

Banned for linking to bad music; you used to be better.

^ banned because you failed to realize that no other music would apply appropriately to my post

Banned for not realizing I mean to say your post wasn't worth it, because the song was so bad.

^ banned for allowing me to waste moments of your fleeting life

Banned because I've gladly allowed much worse.

^ banned, for making me empathize with insufficient warning