Banned for playing Blood 2: The Chosen.

Banned for playing with my emotions. Why u always burn my slices of bread?! *cries*

^ banned because the burned bread allows me this occasion to offer you freshly baked banana bread, scones with jam and butter, and hot biscuits and cream gravy with crumbled bacon

Banned because thank you, you have my gratitude! *Nomnomnomnomnom* ^w^

^ banned for devouring all of the choices I provided

That's okay, it's time to prepare lunch now.

ENJOY!

Banned for stealing all of my bananas and drinking all of my Schnapps.

^ banned for banishing bandana-bearing bananas brandishing brands and bantering with bantams

Banned, as alliterations are an antisocial activity (as are allegories).

^ banned for not reading my short horror fiction

Banned because some horror stories are non-fiction.

^ banned for you thinking you're Alan Wake.

EDIT - Dammit, that was aimed at Hooyaah, no J Lo.

^ bans J Lo for getting in the way.

^ banned for being ninjaed, yet again

^ banning for Mage-ing me, whatever the heck that might be...

Banned for playing Rage of Mages.

Banned because I've never owned a Pidgey, so I don't know if I should be proud or not if I ever owned one one day.