Banned because I don't think you mean what mean think it means when it means.

Banned for not making sense. Gibberish is not my forte.

Banned for sensing my gibbering forte.

Banned because dad jokes are bad.

Banned for supporting the patriarchy.

Banned for supporting the matriarchy.

Banned because that is the exact opposite of what she did, and that is good.

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(Or maybe I read her wrong. Oops.)

Banned because, i was chosen to oversee the electoral process and they won't pay me anything.

Plus, we run the risk of anarchists/nihilists to raid the place and jeopardize our safety and lives. (probably will have to cary on person my security license and tactical equipment).

Banned because o.O

What just happened there ?...

Banned because Troopers happened.

Banned because I have to look at the previous page for that to make sense.

Banned for not having every post just run very long on one continuous page.

Banned for unfair denigration of the layout of Gog's beautiful forum.

Banned because I sometimes wonder if God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth.

Banned, because I'm sure any God would be proud of our wholesome, harmonious Gog community and regard it as the pinnacle of creation.