Banned because only I am allowed to self ban

Banned for not bowing to popular culture and altering your avatar to celebrate xmas.

Banned for asking for someone's help to put on that xmas hat on top of your head. Your profile picture clearly shows that you don't have any hands to put on the hat on your own.

Banned for harassing R2D2.

Banned because ROBOT LIVES MATTER!

Banned because I found your old, dusty Amiga on the attic.

Banned because I found your old dusty Freundin in the attic.

Banned because someone put an old oily vibrator in my attic and I found it.

banned for hoarding sex toys in your attic

Banned for seeing through my lie of it being someone else that put it there. How dare you!

Banned because you banned d3adb01t when they were Phoning Home.

Banned for supporting telemetry.

Banned for teleporting simmetry.

Banned for simplifying potty training.

Banned for being a wizard named Hairy Potty Trainer.