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Has anyone seen the image for Lovecraft's Untold Stories? Why does that woman have nipples that could be used for grilling shish kebabs?
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We're asking the hard hitting questions today :D
Sorry, but I have no clue what you are talking about.
That took a bit of finding.

They appear to be horns. Looks like they're skirting nudity guidelines or something.
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HeresMyAccount: Why does that woman have nipples that could be used for grilling shish kebabs?
You already answered the question. Kebab time! :D
i suppose this is preferable to having blunted nipples
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Because they'd be pointless otherwise!

I was leaving anyway.
Sorry everyone, I just had to give it to him for that, but feel free to think of more reasons if you want.
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It's a sign of the times I'm afraid.

Nipples were traditionally curved in a "teet" fashoin until the late stages of the first world war. There it was established that if women were to employ more aggresive nipple styles they could be more effective in the war effort. At this point nipples were sharpened and utitilised for improved efficiency in work such as sewing and button making.

In the second world war the "Hammond" nipple style promised improved penetration of materials, allowing them to be used in high ordinance ammo construction. It was argued that such precision nipple manufacturing processes were akin to a bee sting compared to a needle. Metrics showed that a nipple based cutting process was 50% more efficient than existing processes.

During the cold war nipple precision engineering entered a dark phase, where it was theorised that with sufficient load on the breasts, a nipple sufficiently sharpened and honed could split the atom. This lead to Oppenheimers original statement of "I have cum", before revising it to "cough, become death, destroyer of worlds".

I hope this helps.
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wpegg: It's a sign of the times I'm afraid.

Nipples were traditionally curved in a "teet" fashoin until the late stages of the first world war. There it was established that if women were to employ more aggresive nipple styles they could be more effective in the war effort. At this point nipples were sharpened and utitilised for improved efficiency in work such as sewing and button making.

In the second world war the "Hammond" nipple style promised improved penetration of materials, allowing them to be used in high ordinance ammo construction. It was argued that such precision nipple manufacturing processes were akin to a bee sting compared to a needle. Metrics showed that a nipple based cutting process was 50% more efficient than existing processes.

During the cold war nipple precision engineering entered a dark phase, where it was theorised that with sufficient load on the breasts, a nipple sufficiently sharpened and honed could split the atom. This lead to Oppenheimers original statement of "I have cum", before revising it to "cough, become death, destroyer of worlds".

I hope this helps.
It makes me sad that this isn't the solution.
I agree! I now wish that were the solution! Can't I click an "unsolve" button and have a do-over?
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HeresMyAccount: I agree! I now wish that were the solution! Can't I click an "unsolve" button and have a do-over?
Hey man - my "revised histories" are for fun, no credit needed.
Revised? I thought that was historically accurate! You charlatan!
When raised a half-step they are sharp, but lowered a half-step they are flat.

Most of the ones I note are natural.
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