Sachys: Well, as long as its not your mind, back or internal organs breaking at least! ;)
No, I'm lucky there...
Todays lucky visitation came in the form of a malfunctioning toilet supply valve, that had designs on emulating Vesuvius.
Running intermittently, then stopping, allowing no flow.
Didn't really think it through, figured that the valve was sticking, so I hit it on the top a time or two. The Trevi Fountain was the result, with water firing up and out of the top of the valve; damned junk.