Can you paypal yourself one penny from that account? Or use that account as the primary paypal account, with a credit card or other account as the back-up, and then buy a gOg for a few bucks using both accounts?
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We used to do our banking with a nationwide bank. Started out nicely, free everything so long as we maintained a certain combined balance across all the accounts. That was easy since I had a separate savings account to accumulate funds for my quarterly taxes.
And then they changed shit. The balance requirement went WAY up, and even if that was met there would still be monthly account fees for not meeting some other requirement. The only way we could have avoided the fees, at least with our particular financial picture, was to refinance our mortgage through that bank. Which is fine, except that their rates were higher than just about everyone else. When we pulled our money and closed the accounts, nobody bothered to ask why. LOL - apparently you aren't concerned enough to ask why a long-time customer is leaving.
So screw that. We moved over to a local credit union, where the checking account gives you 2.25% interest for meeting the simplest of requirements: logon once per month, and use the debit card ten times. No-brainer, there.