Sorry if this has already been posted, but Dan Haggety (The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams) has died aged 74.
The dreaded, 'C' word again.

I will stroke my full beard in memory.

Sad indeed.

I will be stroking my pretend beard as well.

I thought his beard was real.

I use to watch him all the time when I was a kid.

As far as I know his beard is real, however my beard is not.

When you fart does that count as "Speaking through your beard"?

In other news yes I have "a" beard. More than one really. :P