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Pirate Mighty the Matey, member of "Cursed Crew"TM received strange request from his Captain when he was on vacation on the Monkey Island.
"Listen up!" said Mighty to two cannibals (Shorty and Bone) and bunch of monkeys gathered on the beach. "We need to build... a Garden Shed! Mighty is the smartest of you bunch, so he will tell you what to do and you will do it."
"Mighty does not know what the "Garden Shed" is but it sounds like should be MIGHTY!"
Three-Headed Monkey God looking at him from heavens made double facepalm (he would make a triple facepalm if he had a third hand).
"Mighty thinks we need something sticky that could be a mortar, we use that thing" Mighty pointed at piles of bubblegum, and monkeys cheerfully started to chew it. One of them made bubble that a spectacularly popped into its face. "Hey remember, no eating of building materials." He cautioned them and drew on sand large rectangle about 200 by 100 foots.
"Now monkeys will take bunch of those clay dwarfs in pointy hats (Clown Garden Gnomes) and put them one on another to the high of the palm trees and glue them together with the sticky stuff that you made before. "We will call those constructs 'coolumns' because they will look cool. We will put them in those places." Mighty drew on sand large rectangle about 200 by 100 foots. He marked corners of the rectangle and multiple points about 10 foots from each other.
Once Monkeys finished the assigned tasks, Mighty moved his gaze to a place where large Licorice Logs were supposed be stored, only to see tow overeaten cannibals taking a nap. "Shorty! Bone! I said no eating of building materials! What kind of cannibals are you!”
“Now Mighty will need to think about aleternet... alterntif... Aghh! Some other thing to build the roof out of!"
"OK, I have an idea! Moneys, take the big Circus Tenting and tie it to each 'coolumn'. Once done, gather all the floating Balloon Monsters that are now fastened to palm trees and put them under the tenting to make it hover nicely above the 'coolumns'!
Ha! I told you, Mighty is the smartest!"
"Now we will make the Inner Shed of the Garden Shed." he drew smaller rectangular inside of the area surrounded by 'coolumns'. You will all build the Inner Shed solely out of those 'Lego' bricks so that no one has stupid idea of eating it. To make it look like it is made of Popcorn Bricks and Tea Bricks, you will paint white and black stripes on it."
Once the work has been completed all the inhabitants gathered to admire what soon was to be known as "Mighty's Mighty Garden Shed"
The 'Garden Shed' looked like blatant mockery of Athenian temple, that would have been struck down by Zeus's Thunder or sunk by tide brought by Poseidon if they both were not too afraid of the Three-Headed Monkey God. The hominid god decided to take shed under his protection keeping it standing by the sheer power of his will.
Pirate Mighty the Matey, member of "Cursed Crew"TM received strange request from his Captain when he was on vacation on the Monkey Island.
"Listen up!" said Mighty to two cannibals (Shorty and Bone) and bunch of monkeys gathered on the beach. "We need to build... a Garden Shed! Mighty is the smartest of you bunch, so he will tell you what to do and you will do it."
"Mighty does not know what the "Garden Shed" is but it sounds like should be MIGHTY!"
Three-Headed Monkey God looking at him from heavens made double facepalm (he would make a triple facepalm if he had a third hand).
"Mighty thinks we need something sticky that could be a mortar, we use that thing" Mighty pointed at piles of bubblegum, and monkeys cheerfully started to chew it. One of them made bubble that a spectacularly popped into its face. "Hey remember, no eating of building materials." He cautioned them and drew on sand large rectangle about 200 by 100 foots.
"Now monkeys will take bunch of those clay dwarfs in pointy hats (Clown Garden Gnomes) and put them one on another to the high of the palm trees and glue them together with the sticky stuff that you made before. "We will call those constructs 'coolumns' because they will look cool. We will put them in those places." Mighty drew on sand large rectangle about 200 by 100 foots. He marked corners of the rectangle and multiple points about 10 foots from each other.
Once Monkeys finished the assigned tasks, Mighty moved his gaze to a place where large Licorice Logs were supposed be stored, only to see tow overeaten cannibals taking a nap. "Shorty! Bone! I said no eating of building materials! What kind of cannibals are you!”
“Now Mighty will need to think about aleternet... alterntif... Aghh! Some other thing to build the roof out of!"
"OK, I have an idea! Moneys, take the big Circus Tenting and tie it to each 'coolumn'. Once done, gather all the floating Balloon Monsters that are now fastened to palm trees and put them under the tenting to make it hover nicely above the 'coolumns'!
Ha! I told you, Mighty is the smartest!"
"Now we will make the Inner Shed of the Garden Shed." he drew smaller rectangular inside of the area surrounded by 'coolumns'. You will all build the Inner Shed solely out of those 'Lego' bricks so that no one has stupid idea of eating it. To make it look like it is made of Popcorn Bricks and Tea Bricks, you will paint white and black stripes on it."
Once the work has been completed all the inhabitants gathered to admire what soon was to be known as "Mighty's Mighty Garden Shed"
The 'Garden Shed' looked like blatant mockery of Athenian temple, that would have been struck down by Zeus's Thunder or sunk by tide brought by Poseidon if they both were not too afraid of the Three-Headed Monkey God. The hominid god decided to take shed under his protection keeping it standing by the sheer power of his will.