Yes. One ex of mine, the one who was the worst of them all, abused me and betrayed me, had the same name as mine, because my first name can be both male and female.

Next person had been abused and betrayed by an ex, too.

Nope, I don't have an ex who could betray me.

Next person, in the past summer, reconnected with a friend from her childhood.

I am not a lady.

Next person recently made an expensive purchase that they regret.

I was using "she" as a generic term much the way many people seem to use "he".

I haven't made any expensive purchases.

Next user is not a person.

Guilty as charged!

I don't think many people would have used "he" in your sentence and considered it gender neutral.
Your sentence should have read "Next person, in the past summer, reconnected with a friend from their childhood." to be gender neutral.

Next person is someone other than dtgreene.

Correct, this person is not dtgreene.

Wait a minute? What's going on here?

Next person is dtgreene.

I am! No wait, I'm not. I was confused there for a moment.

Next person found then lost the love of their lifetime

Yes. Many years ago (11). I wasn't up to the task. She was a golden person. I was too little for her and honestly, i am glad and relieved she got many qualifications, lives abroad a successful life and found a man she truthfully deserved...

Next person is homo.

Damn skippy I am! I'm a homosapien, through & through!

Next person got some unexpected money in the last 24 hours.

doubt it. i didn't buy no lottery numbers for sunday.

next person is a jackalope.

"The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns or deer antlers and sometimes a pheasant's tail."

Um, no.

Next person has bought HuniePop or Wet - The Sexy Empire, or both.

I bought Lula! I have been craving this sh*t since i was 14, lol!

Next person wants GTA series on GOG.

Yes, but only because that'd mean 2K and Rockstar joined GOG. I'd not repurchase the GTAs I own already, and I highly doubt the more recent ones will ever be here.

Next person will go see The Crimson Peak in theaters.

I dont think I will. I am not fond of Horror movies. Maybe if someone convinces me.

Next person sleeps 4 hour average like I do and hence is a cranky person.

I sleep more than 4 hours on average, but that doesn't stop me from being cranky.

Next person has been in another country (other than their home country) within the past year for work purposes (not pleasure).