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Thought this could be fun.

Quoting Homer J. Simpson: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
The start of every single one of my days
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BFG2000: Thought this could be fun.
(If I had to pick a quote from that it'd be bart from 1:00 to 1:11, or Barney from 2:26 to 2:33)
Post edited January 16, 2020 by GameRager
"You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
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jsidhu762: "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
Good one...here's another one of mine:

Homer(when talking to the frogurt guy/chinese shop owner, as it describes how I feel off and on these past few days):

"Ooh, that's good...oh, that's bad.....ooh, that's good.....oh, that's bad"
Post edited January 16, 2020 by GameRager
"Smithers, coffee..."
"D'oh!"

Fits for a lot of my days to be honest.
Ha ha!
From the episode when Homer jumps the gorge:

"I'm gonna make it. I'm King of the World! Woo-hoo! Woo... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Lisa: Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer: Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
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Matewis: "Smithers, coffee..."
Same, haha.
Homer: I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?
Marge: It's an ending. That's enough.
Post edited January 19, 2020 by Johnny_GT
Me on Sunday.

"All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort."

"The Last Temptation of Homer" (Season 5, Episode 9).
Me: Is this the day all my world comes crashing down around me?
Marge: We're just gonna have to wait and see...

Treehouse of Horror IV [S05E05]
Post edited January 20, 2020 by MadalinStroe
"Are you hyperventilating? No. I just like to smell my lunch."

"Lisa's Rival" (Season 6, Episode 2).