kai2: Sexual shenanigans and genital customization?
I'm all for companions and love interests... but... this feels like adventuring in dungeons and fighting dragons is now about...
... sexual conquests?
I don't know... the new characters, the storytelling, the sex...
Supposedly D&D settings had a lot of sexual parts that usually weren't as obvious. One of the forgotten realms books talking of a visitor to some elves, drinking, a big orgy, then waking up and it appeared as though no one had been there a while, suggesting he'd been in a stupor for a few months (
or years) after having elven wine.
And a big trope of bards being horny bastards that try to seduce every bar maid and girl they come across. Actually Vox Machnina (
good first season) showed in spades what actually may happen with misfit D&D players.
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But let's be honest. I'd prefer they left all that shit out, make it about the story, adventure, good loot, combat. And if you wanted gay bear sex, have it as an extra DLC option to include it much like a lot of the eroge games that have been coming from Kagura and other companies where the base game is fairly clean and playable and the saucy stuff is optional and you need to install separately.
Of course i'd also like to see the most common standard resolution and graphical stuff included in game and ultra textures/models be a separate download too, bring downloads for games back to 20Gb and only those that REAAALY want it to get the larger packs; but there's that.
I think much like everything else coming out, movies, D&D game's companies, beer commercials, has been about pushing the unwanted Agenda that is related to ESG where you won't get loans or funding unless you do so; But it's being rejected nearly completely making the push for 'DIVERSITY' and LGBCrap actually make them lose their paying customer base vs twitter virtue signalers.
Tried watching the D&D honor among thieves. Every male had something wrong with them. A sorcerer who couldn't concentrate and no confidence, an innept skilless bard, a gay autistic paladin, a halfling who is a vegan and a pushover (
who's girlfriend was slaughtering animals and was like 8ft tall half giant). But every woman was a barbarian, powerhouse, making the money, having the powerful spells that were of interest. Not to mention the plot was.... boring... dropped it halfway through. And while in D&D you can make powerful women who are powerhouses and lithe gay bards, i think everyone is tired of it being thrown at us and told to just take it and that's the direction of the future. Because it isn't.
What people want is an adventure on par with the good Lord of the rings, friendship, adventure, overcoming evil and while coming back scarred having a satisfying ending, not that men are inferior to women and you can have sex with gay bears. 'Sex' in D&D games of old were literally a few tiny cosmetics; A slightly different model, voice actor selection (
usually 5 male 5 female) to issue commands or comments in game usually 'ATTACK!' or 'I'm hurt!' or something; And lastly a portrait you can select. Nothing else.
Like Loot Boxes and other BS, the best way to discourage it is not to give them your money. But will enough people notice and act for that to matter? Well Anheuser-Busch is seeing enough in billions of lost revenue, so who knows.