Army Men: Sarge's War

Army Men: Sarge's War (2004)

by Global Star Software
Genres:Shooter
Themes:Action, Warfare
Game modes:Single player, Split screen
Story:Army Men: Sarge's War is a 2004 game in the Army Men video game series. It was initially developed by series creator The 3DO Company but after that company's bankruptcy was purchased and completed by Global Star Software. The game is more mature and darker than earlier games in the series. Sarge makes no comical moves, holes are blown into soldiers, and the weapons are also made of metal.Show more
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When I first got a PS2, I was 6 years old. My dad used to surprise me and my younger brother with new games every couple of months. Me and my dad had just finished playing the original Army Men series (designed for kids) and I remember the day he turned up with this and Rwcket and clank 2. He didn’t read that it was 16+ at the time and to the shock of my mother, the other the top animations of soldiers being killed surprised them both. Me and my dad would spend numerous weekend playing the story together and then the multiplayer. Recently, I tried to get my dad back into gaming (I’m 28 now) and the first thing he asked was “Is Sarges War still a thing?” And I had to explain to him that you can’t play it ANYWHERE unless you’ve got a PS2 or an emulator. I’d just love to show my dad this game one more time before we both get too old for gaming.
user avatar@tonyriggauser avatar@tonyrigga
April 11, 2025
I used to play this series all of the time as a kid with my brother. There really aren't many other games/series like it, maybe the closest being Battalion Wars. I made a video essay on how this game bears a lot of similarities to Max Payne. Also one on kid friendly army games! Look up Plastic Payne by TheBoneHeadClan
I played this (or rather the trilogy as a whole) maybe 5 times over, and would take immense joy in showing this to friends and seeing what they think because it was just so weird and so quirky and so fun, and I wonder if I still view it with nostalgia glasses or if the game remains as enjoyable as ever.
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