^ banned... because it's better than the alternative

Banned for not explaining what the alternative is.

^ banned or damned, make your choice

Banned for making me choose.

^ banned because, "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

Banned because the choice exists in a quantum superposition of all possible choices until you decide to observe it.

Banned because today is 4/20.

Banned for celebrating Hitler's birthday.

Banned for growing your mustache to be like his.

^ banned because choosing not to decide is a choice; quantum entanglement is a different discussion... so, perhaps you might create a new thread for discussions regarding physics and if you decide not to, that too will be your choice

Banned because Schrodinger was an idiot.

^ banned for being a buffoon

Banned for being a member of a granfalloon.

Banned for chasing people who are full of chocolate.

Banned for chasing a chocolate Easter bunny yesterday, and not catching it until today.