Posted March 01, 2025
^ banned, because only your belly "bulges"
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned because it's not just theirs but your own bulging belly as well.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 01, 2025
^ banned for not knowing that Mithrandir does not have a "bulging belly"
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned because anyone who has a beard like that MUST have a bulging belly. It is practically a universal constant.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 01, 2025
^ banned for confusing me with Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Sinterklaas, Der Weihnachtsmann, Pere Noel, Dedt Moroz, Noel Baba, Swiety Mikolaj, Babo Natale, and Santa Claus
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned for being ashamed of and in denial about your bulging belly.
ST0N3L3SS
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Registered: Jun 2013
From United Kingdom
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned for triggering a self-destructive paradox by banning yourself for having a bulging metal belly.
Mortius1
Hobbes is no traitor
Registered: Dec 2013
From Australia
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned because the paradox wasn't destructive enough as the thread is still open.
Post edited March 01, 2025 by Mortius1
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 01, 2025
^ banned, because you're "It"
LegoDnD
Conspiracy Nut
Registered: Mar 2013
From United States
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned for being with ‘it’, until they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what you're with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to you!
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned for being in The IT Crowd.
J Lo
We woz ronnin, for our lives
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned because I loved that show.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 01, 2025
^ banned for loving a show, but not loving someone
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 01, 2025
Banned if you sing a Beatles song.