Banned because borders will never cease to exist, despite the raving lunacies of certain derranged and disturbed individuals.

Banned for being a deranged and disturbed individual.

Banned because you were supposed "to unite all people within your Nation"; what gives for failing that one job?

Banned because that is just part of our intro, and it doesn't really mean anything. The only thing I care about uniting is other people's money and pokemon. And the place they will unite is in my bank account.

Banned for only thinking about yourself and not the pokemons!

Banned for poking mons.

Banned because last night me and a friend went to a sports bar. There was this one waitress who was fine AF. She was a goth girl and she smelled like fries and chicken wings; which is me favourite perfume.

Banned because there is no continuation to a story. I also like goth girls, they look pretty in my opinion due to mostly black and thick makeup. Anyway you are banned to letting me into thinking how good looking goth girls are and realizing that I had never experienced any romantic relationships with someone who is die trying to love death to death. What's there not to love? ;)

Banned because you like goth girls but not gothic rock and darkweave music, as well!

Banned because Gothic rock promotes Satanism, which can't be tolerated here.

Banned because the above is clearly not serious enough for punishing the Satanist heretics.

Banned, because you dared question the wisdom of inquisitor Morolf (I'll get around to burning the satanists like it's proper, just have to buy some wood at the market for the stake).

Banned Because you can't be a proper inquisitor without a constant supply of wood for heretics

Banned because heretics give you an erection.

Banned for not playing Heretic.