Happy Bastards

Happy Bastards (2025)

Genres:Role-playing (RPG), Strategy, Indie
Story:Happy Bastards is an open-world tactical RPG with turn-based combat in which you assemble a squad of unruly mercenaries to explore, fight, and loot. Let the bastards do the dirty work while you give the orders, reap the rewards, and enjoy the high life. Who needs XP when you're famous?
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