I played this on a second-hand MegaDrive in the early 2000s, when PlayStation was all the rage and games like these were already considered old-fashioned. Yet I indiscriminately spent as much time on Global Gladiators as I did on properly reverred classics like The Lion King, Aladdin or Sonic the Hedgehog, not caring too much that it was somehow McDonald's sponsored. It's an old school platformer with a stunning art direction, where you evolve in what I can only describe as a sludge-punk environment, shooting gross goo at gross things. And yes, thank you very much, that's as cool as it gets!