Glitchspankr

Glitchspankr (2025)

by Mahelyk
Genres:Adventure, Indie
Themes:Comedy
Game modes:Single player
Story:After a hard day of existing you just want to relax and play your favorite game, Big Booty Slapper 6! Unfortunately, there seems to be a rogue virus eating and corrupting your precious game! Using the GlitchSPANKR Antivirus software, dive into virtual worlds and Spank that Glitch! Or befriend him. Or spare his poor, ugly, miserable life. Maybe give him a smooch... fall in love... Oh, uhem. Well there are a lot of options. Just... get in there and figure it out.Show more
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