Ha! Figures; I hardly ever click on this thread and was updating my own Giveaways and totally missed this.

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Pirated Pirates (Desura)

First to reply with "I want it" gets the game.

That's too much piracy, even for a pirates game!

I want to pirate it!!

No thanks, but +1 for being awesome to the GOG community!

But you could just have the copy I'm giving away if you want. Now there is no need to pirate it.

Real pirates errr... pirate the Pirated Pirates? Meh, too many pirates.

Ok fine, I want it.

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

How about if a real pirate pirated the Pirated Pirates with a Pie Rat.

http://i.imgur.com/eh8GAqv.png

Classic. :P

lol ok. PM sent. Enjoy!

Hahaha! Nice pun!

A pirate walks in to a bar and he has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.
The bartender says "You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch right?"
The pirate says "Aye, it's driving me nuts"