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You can post anything here. CarrionCrow has locked the conversational free-for-all thread and thus this is just another version of it, I guess. I am well aware that in all probability nobody will post anything here. So long. I have fond memories of that thread before leaving these forums for a long time.
"Some Douche"

XD

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tinyE: "Some Douche"

XD

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Kek.
This is da tru mac daddy of avant garde shit, y'all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGmU7iXyQEc
A question:

In the movie Brazil, you remember the scene where the singing messenger comes to tell Sam Lowry about his mother's party?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-ZvINJN0M

As far as I could tell, Sam was going to reply to his mother that he can't "come to the pa-a-a-arty" as he sung back to the messenger... yet in the very next scene Sam goes to that very party.

So what the heck? Did I misunderstand something, or what is the logic in that? Why the inconsistency with his intended reply and action? Or did he suddenly just change his mind when he realized the messenger was late and the party had actually already started? (then again I don't understand why that would have changed his mind either...)


Just wanting to hear if there is some logic in that scene that went unnoticed by me. Similarly like my ex-girlfriend couldn't understand at first (when we were watching Robocop (1987)) why in the drug lab shooting scene Clarence Boddicker revealed to Robocop that he (Clarence) was working for Richard Jones (hence revealing to a policeman that Richard had criminal connections)...

,,,but I explained that I understood that Clarence incorrectly thought that would be his jail-free card because Jones was one of the top executives of the OCP company who owns the police force, hence a cop like Robocop should better leave him (Clarence) alone. She was like "Oh yeah, I guess that makes sense...". So there was some logic in that scene even if it wasn't necessarily quite apparent at first sight.

(It is even possible that Clarence was aware of the Prime Directive #4, and incorrectly thought he would be covered by it as well, just because he was working for Jones...)
Post edited April 09, 2017 by timppu
Doesn't make sense, if I can post anything here, there everything is on topic, so it cant be off topic?
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nightcraw1er.488: Doesn't make sense, if I can post anything here, there everything is on topic, so it cant be off topic?
It makes sense to me and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go.

''Hi all''
''Oh Hi,how are you today?''
''Was okay until I tripped and landed face first''
''Oooooooh,are you okay,did you hurt yorself?''.........''Kisses and hugs for you''
''OoooooH,thanks.kisses and hugs back at you.I landed on my nose and it broke my fall''
''Ooooooh that must of hurt''
''No it's okay as I've got a honker''
''Oh okay,well I have to put the garbage bin out front so I'll see you later''
''Oh,okay kisses and hugs''
''Kisses and hugs for you also''
''Thankyou,you are very kind''
''Of course I am and I really need to put out the bin''
''Oooooh sorry,I didn't mean to distract you''
''That's okay and now to put out the rubbish''
''Okay,kisses and hugs''
''Thanks again and kisses and hugs for you and your honker''
''Well,it's not that big really''
''Ooooooh sorry,didn't mean to insult you''
''No insult taken and kisses and hugs''
''Now I really do need to defrost the fridge''
''Fridge?''
''Yes fridge''
''I thought you were going to put out the rubbish?''
''Ooooooooh silly me and you are right.But how did you know that?''
''Ummm,you told me before''
''I don't remember except something about a honker''
''Sigh,facepalm''
''Did I do it again,insult you?''
''Yes,I think you did''
''Oooooooooh dear,I'm going to cry''
''No No,it's okay''.........Just go and wash your car like you said you were going to do''
''I'......m sob sob so sorry sob.Kisses and hugs and a zillion of them''
''Okay same to you and see you later,kiss kiss''.
http://i.imgur.com/nHmgGa7.png
Post edited April 09, 2017 by Lord_Kane
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nightcraw1er.488: Doesn't make sense, if I can post anything here, there everything is on topic, so it cant be off topic?
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Tauto: It makes sense to me and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go.

''Hi all''
''Oh Hi,how are you today?''
''Was okay until I tripped and landed face first''
''Oooooooh,are you okay,did you hurt yorself?''.........''Kisses and hugs for you''
''OoooooH,thanks.kisses and hugs back at you.I landed on my nose and it broke my fall''
''Ooooooh that must of hurt''
''No it's okay as I've got a honker''
''Oh okay,well I have to put the garbage bin out front so I'll see you later''
''Oh,okay kisses and hugs''
''Kisses and hugs for you also''
''Thankyou,you are very kind''
''Of course I am and I really need to put out the bin''
''Oooooh sorry,I didn't mean to distract you''
''That's okay and now to put out the rubbish''
''Okay,kisses and hugs''
''Thanks again and kisses and hugs for you and your honker''
''Well,it's not that big really''
''Ooooooh sorry,didn't mean to insult you''
''No insult taken and kisses and hugs''
''Now I really do need to defrost the fridge''
''Fridge?''
''Yes fridge''
''I thought you were going to put out the rubbish?''
''Ooooooooh silly me and you are right.But how did you know that?''
''Ummm,you told me before''
''I don't remember except something about a honker''
''Sigh,facepalm''
''Did I do it again,insult you?''
''Yes,I think you did''
''Oooooooooh dear,I'm going to cry''
''No No,it's okay''.........Just go and wash your car like you said you were going to do''
''I'......m sob sob so sorry sob.Kisses and hugs and a zillion of them''
''Okay same to you and see you later,kiss kiss''.
Cool, you got the meth lab up and running again then...
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Tauto:
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nightcraw1er.488: Cool, you got the meth lab up and running again then...
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah man!
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nightcraw1er.488: Doesn't make sense, if I can post anything here, there everything is on topic, so it cant be off topic?
A paradox for the ages. I guess it's off topic from......everything else?
Do any of you have an opinion about radical life extension? I think that's really fascinating, I really hope there's some breakthrough in the next few decades...if it was possible, living to 200 or 500 would be great. Anyway, I read an interview with Germany's chief Protestant in German magazine SPIEGEL today...and he basically stated he wants research for that banned because it's against God's design or some similar nonsense. I really hate those god-mongers trying to hold up research and progress.
Post edited April 15, 2017 by morolf
god's design? XD

There is no god.
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tinyE: god's design? XD

There is no god.
You shouldn't really write that when you're in Afghanistan...people there don't take kindly to blasphemy!
Personally I don't believe in the Christian or Islamic god either...though we don't know what lies behind the universe (probably beyond our comprehension).
In any case, I object to people who want to take the possibility of living 500 years away from me because of their absurd scriptures.